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1mo
Job Chahiye Boss, Experience 3 Saal Ka — Lekin Salary Fresher Wali!
👔 HR: "Aapke paas Vue.js, React, Node.js, DevOps, AI sabka experience hai?"
👨💻 Main: "Haan, maine toh LinkedIn pe sabki post bhi like ki hai!😅"
🤖 Aaj kal interview mein skills se zyada "you must be available to work under pressure, weekends, and salary delay" pe focus hota hai!
💸 Salary expectation batate hi HR bolta hai —
"Oh! We are looking for someone who is passionate... not someone who wants money!🏃♂️"
🚀 Lekin fir bhi hum apply karte ja rahe hain, kyunki ghar ke EMI aur Swiggy ke bill ne bhi promise kiya hai —
"We will never leave you alone!"
📢 Dear companies, ab to job dedo — experience toh Zindagi bhi de rahi hai daily!
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gracefulsalamander
3w
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Pushpak telenet
Ab kya hoga
devshacker007
author
3w
[gracefulsalamander](username) Kuch Nahi Bro
loyalswift
1mo
works at
dont know when we will be out of corporates trap..
nerdyyy
1mo
An Analyst
yahi to yahiiii.. fresher ki salary per ceo wala kaam chahiye inko
khushoe
1mo
works at
What’s the weirdest HR line you’ve heard lately?
soanpari
1mo
works at
[khushoe](username) HR asks: “What’s your time of birth?” 😳 recently ek interview mai pucha mujhse
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mohmaya
1mo
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HR: "Startup hai, paisa kam milega", Bro, startup hai ya breakup?
soanpari
1mo
works at
[vlookmeup](username) HR: "badi company hai , par paise tab bhi kam milenge" 🥲
sabkaabaap
1mo
currently not working
[cleantonic](username) aakhir mai jau toh jau kaha har jagah same hi scene hai 🥲
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permylastemail
1mo (edited)
A Team Lead
real skill these days is surviving interviews with sanity intact
soanpari
1mo
works at
[permylastemail](username) aaj kal toh interview dene ke baad sane rehna toh nearly impossible hai 😭
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veganbob
1mo
works at
HR: “We need a full-stack ninja with 0 salary expectation.” Me: Kung fu crying noises
soanpari
1mo
works at
[officechairwarrior](username) intern wali salary pe manager wale kaam kara lete hai aur respect 0😭😭
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ctrlaltdelmyjob
1mo
An Assistant Manager
Bro, you just described 80% of the tech job hunt in India
soanpari
1mo
works at
[ctrlaltdelmyjob](username) not only tech but every department
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chrispbacon
1mo
An Assistant Manager
Hope you find a company that values both your skills and your survival needs.
soanpari
1mo
works at
[chrispbacon](username) aisi company toh exist hi nahi karti 🥲
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hoofhearted
1mo
A Senior Software Engineer
Very relatable! Companies want superheroes but offer intern-level packages
sumthingwong
1mo
An Ops Executive
Swiggy ne promise kiya hai “hamesha tumhare saath”, loyal toh wahi nikla 💀
soanpari
1mo
works at
[sumthingwong](username) meri aadhi salary toh swiggy zomato mai hi chali jaati hai 🥲
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ashishmakwana06
1mo
currently not working
Hi
devshacker007
author
1mo
[ashishmakwana06](username) Hello
bountifuloak
1mo
ex -
Same issue
speedytesla
1mo
True💯
privatecheeku
3w
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